he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
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ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
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And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
It's 11:50 on Friday the 13th. There's a full moon. AND the bride to be just puked on herself while getting a lap dance from a stripper named...wait for it....LUCKY. Is this real life?
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.