The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
Things I had in my bed when I woke up: an avocado, a toilet brush, and a note that says thanks but no thanks with the number of taco bell on it. WHAT DID I DRINK?
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
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