ya dads aren't the best wingmen
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
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I need you to use more vowels.
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
Randomize
