Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
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