Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
The only way that night could have gotten any better would be if a unicorn would descend from the heavens with a nacho bell grande in a bag around its horn beat boxing Hakunah Matata.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
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