Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I never want to see another naked old woman again.
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
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We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
Seriously. What did you do to me. You have a monstercoooooock.
I can't believe I just typed monstercoooooock. Twice.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
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It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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