we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
The thing about being single is like Sunday morning sex is nice but so is Sunday morning eating Nutella from the jar in your underwear
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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