I didn't shave. On purpose
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
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I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
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100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
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