yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
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Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
I don't understand why she gets annoyed by my drunk texts. It means she's who I'm thinking about even when my brain isn't functioning properly.
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
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I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
Legit just looked at the gin bottle and said, “Aw fuck, I’m going to feel this in the morning.”
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