Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
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