what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
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