What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
You don't make any sense
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