I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
One of my residents in my hall just found my positive pregnancy test from last year I hid behind the fridge, I'm just going to tell them it was for a science project.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
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The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
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I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
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