I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
how do flat chested girls get laid?
The smiley face on that pregnancy test is so damn taunting. It's like it's laughing at me for my poor choices.
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
Are you serious?! She sent a pizza instead of showing up?!
She did indeed. Papa Johns. It helped because I was super hangry. That bitch is smart!
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
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