Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
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Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
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A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
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