This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
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