it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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