i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
My birth control alarm just woke me up from my dream where I was pregnant. Thank god.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
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Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You don't have a penis so I'm not texting you at this hour. This is penis texting hour only.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
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