she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
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He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
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You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
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