I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
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