:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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