I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Need sex. Gaining weight.
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
I got a handjob from a sober married woman in a parking lot in the middle of the day, yet you still cant manage to get laid by a drunk single slut at the bar at 1am. Wtf
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
So turns out my new assistant isn't really my assistant. The owner needed a title for his FWB so his wife wouldn't catch on. I got a three hundred a month credit limit boost on my corporate credit card instead.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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