yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
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