Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?