Erica just called me. She woke up in a storage closet in Mike's building with one shoe and no bag. Can you check your photos from last night to see if she had it at the bar?
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
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my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
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He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?