In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
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