Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
Randomize
