You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
My costume for the end of the world party was a success. Everyone in the ER thought I was there because I got hit by a car when it was actually from alcohol poisoning.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Randomize
