Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Apparently I farted on her in my sleep. Then, just to be sure she was cool, I did it again on purpose and she didnt say anything. So, WIN?
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
You better be coming back...your date is passed out in a shrub in my backyard and I'm pretty sure her shirt is on my kitchen floor
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
Still dying that you shit outside
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
Randomize
