i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
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Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
Partial kegs from last night are currently in my bathtub, which leads me to 2 questions: 1. What are you doing tonight? 2. Can I use your shower?
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
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What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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