so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
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Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
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do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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