Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
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