Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
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She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
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No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
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