If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
Edward fifth and chaser hands
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
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