So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
There's this guy beside me dancing with this girl with no panties on. When I looked at him he said he's babysitting his bestfriend's girlfriend since he can't come out.
What a good friend
I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
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Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
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Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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