Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
True love is taking a shit with the one you love in the bathroom with you.
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
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