Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
To my ex and my favorite mistake: I totally enjoyed hearing you have erectile disfunction via baby monitor!
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
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