I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
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i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
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ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
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