I just blew up the bathroom at work and now I feel like a new woman
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
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