Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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