I think I died a long time ago.
You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
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we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
while you were getting the key to the dorm from the lobby i was giving a drunk monolog to the security camera about my life
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
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He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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