I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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