we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
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