Walk of Shame. In a state park.
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
I'm passing your future prison.
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
There's even glitter on my cock...
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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