forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
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Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
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Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
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