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  My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes

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• (831): View more from California

  i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  everybody makes mistakes

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  i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances

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  27 Socially Expected Things That Are The Absolute Worst

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• (562): View more from California

  Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics

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• (310): View more from California

  So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.

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• (781): View more from Massachusetts

  I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.

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  I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage

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  These 21 People Are Related To Famous Celebrities

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• (973): View more from New Jersey

  I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now

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  man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day

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• (430): View more from Texas

  If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.

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• (715): View more from Wisconsin

  If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.

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• (262): View more from Wisconsin

  I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.

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• (214): View more from Texas

  Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.

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