what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
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Threesome in a minivan. New low
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
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As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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