Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
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