Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
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Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
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Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
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