I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
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