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My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
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This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
You know you need to hit the gym when you're not strong enough to get the cork outta the wine bottle. And you know you're a drunk when that's the only motivation to do exercises
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
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Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
I think I gave the bachelor party directions to the breweries next to my dentist so that they could take me to my appointment and pick me up afterward...
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
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