what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
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He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
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coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
A 'Bear Fight' is a car bomb followed by a Jaeger bomb. Fuckface and I do those on slow days. Tonight, we did a 'Polar Bear on Fire'. Fireball, a bear fight in the middle, and end with rumple minze.
I made friends at the beach bars tonight. Several were worried for my well being.
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
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