halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
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