I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
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we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
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You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
The dude at Coffee Bean just handed me my tea latte and whispered, "pomegranate blueberry is such a sexy flavor". With a wink. I'm almost certain that there's an STD floating around in my drink.
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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