That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
if i were to get pulled over right now, the only thing i would be guilty of is listening to 90's Mariah Carey
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
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his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
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YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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